October 2009
this was amusing
Stranger: HELLO
You: Blueberry or Doomberry
Stranger: MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN
Stranger: PLEASE HELP
You: oh shizzzzz
You: the world will explode now
You: unless you fx it!
You: it’s al up to you
Stranger: @_@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: HOW
Stranger: MWTF
Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: THE MAYANS!!!!!!!!!!!
You: I may be able to help you
Stranger: PLEASE HURRY
...
September 2009
The Day I Meet...
Quentin Tarintino will most likely be the day the world ends…and you know what? I’m totally okay with that =D
dear mom
irememberhalloween:
sweetasspaterson:
stop being a bitch….oh i guess you can’t help it because you screwed up when you were my age and finally it’s starting to haunt you because I was better then you….GROW THE FUCK UP. sorry the worst thing i did was keep pet mice and the worst thing you did was get kicked out, addicted to drugs, drank (and drink all the time). hmm yeah, those mice are what is...
dear mom
stop being a bitch….oh i guess you can’t help it because you screwed up when you were my age and finally it’s starting to haunt you because I was better then you….GROW THE FUCK UP. sorry the worst thing i did was keep pet mice and the worst thing you did was get kicked out, addicted to drugs, drank (and drink all the time). hmm yeah, those mice are what is going to send me...
BLUEBERRY???!???
irememberhalloween:
sweetasspaterson:
Stewie: What’s this? Blueberries! Oh, oh my G … oh, that’s better than sex!
Eli Roth Would find this enjoyable
CLICK CLICK BLOODY CLICK PANCAKES!
hahah I love that episode so much! Seriously!!!!!!
Stranger: hello
You: hello
Stranger: whats up? asl?
You: may i ask you a non personnal question
Stranger: sure why not
You: alright given the choice, which would you pick…
You: Blueberry or DOOMberry?
Stranger: hrm.
Stranger: i would say
Stranger: bloomberries.
Stranger: a bit of both in my waffles.
You: hahah Anon, you have won my Heart!
You: =D
I LOVE YOU OMAR DOOM! =D
omardoom An Angel RT @babybassplayer @omardoom I really have to ask, what does a DOOMBerry look like?about 2 hours ago from web
BLUEBERRY???!???
Stewie: What’s this? Blueberries! Oh, oh my G … oh, that’s better than sex!
Eli Roth Would find this enjoyable
time to brainstorm
irememberhalloween:
sweetasspaterson:
irememberhalloween:
sweetasspaterson:
some ideas of what i would like to be for halloween =D
I know I always wait til the last minute (day of october 31st) but I’m going to get a big leap ahead….. I wonder if I can make some parts of my costume….=D that would be awesome……
just need to think of what I want to be !!!!!!!
Did I tell you ima be...
JESS MAKES ME FEEL GOOD
and Hell, it can be in a lesbian way! Ya Hoes Got A Problem With That, Then You Can Answer To The Bear Jew…seriously, don’t mess with that crazy ass mother fucker, he’ll beat your ass to death.
I LOVE YOU JESSSSSS!!!!!!!
I don't mean anything to you. You never cared.
irememberhalloween:
sweetasspaterson:
(via irememberhalloween)
You Mean A Lot More To Me Then You Know, And From The First Time I Met You, I Cared…
i just thought i would let you know =D
<3
You’re so awesome Steph. I’m so glad we become myspace friends first :D. I love Ally! I think I randomly found her off of myspace and she was MCR all over and I loved that SO much about her.
Steph,...
time to brainstorm
irememberhalloween:
sweetasspaterson:
some ideas of what i would like to be for halloween =D
I know I always wait til the last minute (day of october 31st) but I’m going to get a big leap ahead….. I wonder if I can make some parts of my costume….=D that would be awesome……
just need to think of what I want to be !!!!!!!
Did I tell you ima be Robin? yah thats right, the boy wonder!
...
I don't mean anything to you. You never cared.
(via irememberhalloween)
You Mean A Lot More To Me Then You Know, And From The First Time I Met You, I Cared…
i just thought i would let you know =D
<3
time to brainstorm
some ideas of what i would like to be for halloween =D
I know I always wait til the last minute (day of october 31st) but I’m going to get a big leap ahead….. I wonder if I can make some parts of my costume….=D that would be awesome……
just need to think of what I want to be !!!!!!!
I feel like shit :(
mayhembecomesher:
sweetasspaterson:
(via mayhembecomesher)
don’t feel like shit =D because you are so much cooler then that! =D!!!!
love youuu.
<3 Love You Too BFFFFFF
I feel like shit :(
(via mayhembecomesher)
don’t feel like shit =D because you are so much cooler then that! =D!!!!
my eyes……they are dead…..as well as my sense of decency…. DAMN YOU ELI ROTH! YOU AND YOUR BLUEBERRY CULT! <3
Alright @omardoom, it’s all on you buddy. shows em what ya got! =D
i have to admit, i love @omardoom and @eliroth. they are witty gentlemen
captainkirk:
Every time someone calls from their cellphone it comes up on the tv as private.
I then giggle to myself and think “someone’s privates are calling us.”
I’m 12 years old.
I don’t know why but I laughed at that too, just now.
tomorrow:
mayhembecomesher:
wake up (hopefully before 11:45am), math (GET MY AWESOME TEST GRADE BACK AND PUT THAT MOTHER FUCKER ON MY GOD DAMNED FRIDGE!), go to the gym? I hope, go exchange speeches with BFF, make her go with me to go buy stickers (HEAR THAT NINI, I WILL MAKE YOU), work from 6:30-10:30 (work in intaments and acsessories (playing with panties!), homework. journal. bed.
what...
so, for everyone refusing to send me a copy of the...
captainkirk:
sarahbearkat:
you and i are done professionally. ಠ_ಠ
I CAN IF YOU WANT~
I would send it to you, but honestly, I haven’t seen it either =(
LETS BE HONEST
cause I know a few of you have seen the movie “Inglorious Basterds” well I went to go see it again the other night and do you all remember the part when hitler is walks out and asks his guards for gum? and then it goes back to show donowitz for a flash of a second and hes got that smirk on his face?….I melt everyt ime….EVERY FUCKING TIME!!!
