sweet ass paterson!!

Poem or a Super Hero?

You: Peter?
Stranger: Ｙｅｓ！
Stranger: Ｗｈｏ　ｉｓ　ｔｈａｔ？
You: PETER PETRELLI?
Stranger: ＹＥＳ！
You: OH MY GOD< THANK GOODNESS
You: this is Nathan Petrelli!
You: Your Brother
Stranger: Ｙａａａｙ！
Stranger: Ｉ’ｍ　ｓｏ　ｇｌａｄ　ｙｏｕ’ｖｅ　ｆｏｕｎｄ　ｍｅ．You: quick we are running out of time
Stranger: Ｉ’ｍ　ｓｏｒｒｙ　ａｂｏｕｔ　ｎｏｔ　ｔａｋｉｎｇ　ｕｐ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｏｆｆｅｒ　ｏｆ　ｉｎｃｅｓｔｕｏｕｓ　ｌｏｖｅ．
You: all is forgiven
Stranger: Ｇｏｏｄ，　ｎｏｗ　ｓｐｅａｋ！
You: as long as you take me up on it now
Stranger: Ｗｈｅｒｅ’ｓ　ｔｈｅ　ｔｉｍｅ　ｇｏｉｎｇ？
Stranger: Ｉ　ｃａｎ’ｔ，　Ｎａｔｈａｎ．
You: Gabriel is coming to destroy you
You: I have to hide you
Stranger: Ｍｙ　ｐｅｎｉｓ　ｇｏｔ　ｃｈｏｐｐｅｄ　ｏｆ　ｉｎ　’ｎａｍ．
Stranger: Ｉ’ｍ　ｎｏｗ　ａ　ｗｏｍａｎ．
You: NO PETER! we will work around that, please!
Stranger: Ｇａｂｒｉｅｌ　ｗｏｎ’ｔ　ｋｎｏｗ　ｉｔ’ｓ　ｍｅ．
Stranger: Ｉ’ｖｅ　ｃｈａｎｇｅｄ．
You: a women…..ohhhh
You: you’re right he won’t know its you
You: good thinking
Stranger: Ｓｏ　Ｉ’ｍ　ｓａｆｅ！！
You: yes, but what about the others?
Stranger: Ｔｈｅ　ｏｔｈｅｒｓ　ｈａｖｅ　ｄｅｓｅｒｔｅｄ，　ｔｈｅｙ　ｔｈｏｕｇｈｔ　Ｇａｂｒｉｅｌ　ｗａｓ　ｒｉｇｈｔ　ｓｏ．．．　ｔｈｅｙ　ｄｅｓｅｒｖｅ　ｔｏ　ｄｉｅ．
You: Damn Them All! …..I Have to leave this place……Peter, come with me
Stranger: Ｎｏ，　Ｉ　ｃａｎ’ｔ．　Ｍｙ　ｈｏｍｅ　ｉｓ　ｈｅｒｅ　ｎｏｗ．
Stranger: Ｉ　ｈａｖｅ　ａ　ｎｅｗ　ｆａｍｉｌｙ　ｏｆ　ｒｏｃｋｓ．
You: *tear*……leave them, leave them all for me
You: you’re my brother
Stranger: Ｉ　ｗｏｎ’ｔ　ｌｅａｖｅ　ｔｈｅｍ．
Stranger: Ｉ’ｍ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｓｉｓｔｅｒ　ｎｏｗ．
You: You’re My Brister!
Stranger: Ａｈａｈａｈａ！
Stranger: Ｏｈ　ｙｏｕ　ｃｏｕｌｄ　ａｌｗａｙｓ　ｍａｋｅ　ｍｅ　ｌａｕｇｈ，　Ｎａｔｈａｎ．
You: Alas, I can’t stay Sylar is coming, I must leave… I love you Petra
Stranger: Ｙｅｈ，．．　Ｉ　ｌｉｋｅ　ｙｏｕ　ｔｏｏ　Ｎａｔｈａｎ．
Stranger: Ｄｏｎ’ｔ　ｌｅｔ　ａｎｙｏｎｅ　ｋｎｏｗ　Ｉ　ｓｔｉｌｌ　ｌｉｖｅ．
You: *tear* Good Bye, and I won’t, I will always be there when you need me
Stranger: Ｔｅｌｌ　ｔｈｅｍ　Ｉ　ｄｉｅｄ　ａ　ｂｒａｖｅ　ｍａｎ，　ｆｏｒ　ｈｅ　ｉｓ　ｇｏｎｅ　ｆｏｒｅｖｅｒ　ｎｏｗ．
You: unless of course it’s fr my personnal gain to power
Stranger: Ｏｆ　ｃｏｕｒｓｅ！
You: Good Bye Pete
Stranger: Ｉ　ｃｏｕｌｄｎ’ｔ　ｓｔａｎｄ　ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｗａｙ　ｔｈｅｎ．
Stranger: Ｇｏｏｄ　ｂｙｅ　ｆｏｒｅｖｅｒ　Ｎａｔｈａｎ！
You: *Flies away*

Stranger: Can i have your hot pics? Im so horny male
You: OH MY GOD
You: YESSS
Stranger: show me plz
You: Actually this is the same male. remember this convo
 : You: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: Can i have ya hot pics? Im so horny male
You: ME TOO, Send Me Your Pics
Stranger: female?
You: nope
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: Can i have ya hot pics? Im so horny male
You: ME TOO, Send Me Your Pics
Stranger: female?
You: nope

Stranger: hi
You: HEYYYYYY
Stranger: m or f
You: DOESN’T MATTER, IM KANYE WEST

You: do you want to know a secret?
Stranger: Sure thing
You: I gave birth to a ball of cabbage
Stranger: Awww :) You can name him Jason Carbaggio
You: In Honor of you ,I will Name him Jason Carbaggio!

Stranger: I WANNA BE
Stranger: THE VERY BEST
You: like no one ever was?
Stranger: FUCK YEAH THANK YOU ANON FOR BEING SMART
You: You are so welcome! =D
Stranger: gosh nobody knew what i was talking about ;_;
You: Thats cause they didn’t have a childhood
Stranger: I know right lkjghlkfgh /high fivesyou are the best anon i’ve ever met
You: I feel so honored! you are my favorite anon as well!!!!!!
Stranger: yay!
You: now you go each that childless world that pokemon is still the cats pajamas

and instead of being a disney princess….. I CAN BE A SUPER HERO?!?!?!?!?

thats probably the only good thing that could come out of that whole deal….

I Fucking Love Jewish People!

You: Good Morning SUnshine, The Earth Smiles and Says Hello
Stranger: hello
You: =D
Stranger: lol..thank you?
Stranger: what’s your name?
You: you are very welcome… my earth name is sunflower! Peace!
Stranger: what is your native name?
You: My Native name is Meg
Stranger: hmm…that name is oddly..earthly
You: I know, so I am very Thankful For Both Of Them!
Stranger: your capitalization strategy appears to be different than that we use here on earth
You: Oh, Whatever Do You Mean, Kind Spirit?
Stranger: never mind, it’s not important
Stranger: so where are you from, exactly?
You: I Arrived In A Small Place Called Rhode Island, and It Is Quite Lovely.
Stranger: i’m glad you like it there
Stranger: how old are you?
You: Twenty Two Rings Around The Great Oak Tree of Life
Stranger: lol i see
You: Kind Spirit, From Where Do You Reign?
Stranger: I hale from the state of Washington
You: Oh How Wonderful! It Sounds Beautiful!
Stranger: indeed it is
You: Oh How You Must Tell Me More About This Magical Place Called Washington!