January 2010
#10yearsago I had the worst haircut, my teacher thought I was a boy and Captain Hook that I was one of the lost boys
December 2009
I also @IrembrHalloween I love you
I thought it was friday today….guess it’s not
dreamt about ZQ, and he was a bit crazy and bloody (he was sylar).
oh yes, very very very good dream
Head Meet Desk!
back home, where it’s daises, everyday!….well at least I don’t have to work today
three days of tumblr
I would have to go through, I’m deciding whether or not I should…..I probably will
“brett was concieved while grandma laid a corpse” -Grandma Pat
someone is wearing
her inglourious basterds crew jacket right now…
So Happy!!!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
yes, to all of you!!!!!
I Hope You All Have A Great Day!!!!!!
My aunts boyfriend...
Is so fucking drunk. Damn. It’s funny and uncomfortable.
I'm going to say it here
snackattacksteven:
sweetasspaterson:
irememberhalloween:
sweetasspaterson:
irememberhalloween:
sweetasspaterson:
attention people at farm fresh 330, I have a mother fucking message for you low ass pieces of shit:
Dale: you are a piece of shit store manager, you are 1000 years old and yet you text girls who are legally underage (nikki nelson age 16)
Nikki H: Why dont you stop taking...
I Love @IrembrHalloween why? Because she is probably one of the coolest people you could ever have the fortune of knowing! one in a Million
I'm going to say it here
irememberhalloween:
sweetasspaterson:
irememberhalloween:
sweetasspaterson:
attention people at farm fresh 330, I have a mother fucking message for you low ass pieces of shit:
Dale: you are a piece of shit store manager, you are 1000 years old and yet you text girls who are legally underage (nikki nelson age 16)
Nikki H: Why dont you stop taking so many breaks, stop sucking brian off and...
I'm going to say it here
irememberhalloween:
sweetasspaterson:
attention people at farm fresh 330, I have a mother fucking message for you low ass pieces of shit:
Dale: you are a piece of shit store manager, you are 1000 years old and yet you text girls who are legally underage (nikki nelson age 16)
Nikki H: Why dont you stop taking so many breaks, stop sucking brian off and do your fucking job!!!! oh and get your...
a lot of people are talking about the show “Ronna and Bev”…you know, i think I may just watch it
andy samberg….i have that same onesie…..I’m not ashamed
EFFFFFF I NEED A NEW JOB!
I'm going to say it here
attention people at farm fresh 330, I have a mother fucking message for you low ass pieces of shit:
Dale: you are a piece of shit store manager, you are 1000 years old and yet you text girls who are legally underage (nikki nelson age 16)
Nikki H: Why dont you stop taking so many breaks, stop sucking brian off and do your fucking job!!!! oh and get your nasty ass teeth fixed!
For all the...
sorry i meant 2nd wedding. sorry aunty tracy
tweeting from my first wedding! suck on that!
my sister wants to play guitar with me. too bad I suck…oh well, thats what makes guitar hero fun
HAHAH @syzzlyn, you are just too effin cool!
Hey Everyone! I know I only do this for one person, maybe thats a hint to be cool like her #FF @syzzlyn
Cannibal Holocaust! =D what a great adventure I’m about to embark upon! may it be as magical as harry potter himself
lets see if you're right
lets see if it will make me sick.
I’m looking forward to the most controversial film in existence!
GB: Well then, we will be expecting an embarrassing arrest from you soon involving an underage girl and Myspace…
ER: Ha! No no, I’ve been very careful about all that. Of course.
(er= eli roth)
hmmmm so hes very careful about that, eh? I don’t see where it says he doesn’t entirely seem to be on the other side of the fence.
sorry if my nest tweet is a little strange…
FUCK YOU BRIAN YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT, YOU EVER TALK TO ME LIKE THAT AGAIN. I’LL GO BEAR JEW HOSTEL ON YOUR WHITE ASS!!!!!
Stranger: heyy
You: HEY!
You: POWERTHIRST!
Stranger: whatsupp?
You: SPONSORED BY
Stranger: I LOVE THAT You: KANYE WEST
Stranger: kanyes dope too
You: AND CAPS LOCK
Stranger: nahhh i dun roll like that
Stranger: asl?
You: I JUST SAID WHO I WAS, I’M KANYE WEST
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey there
You: are you a blueberry?
Stranger: no im a
Stranger: …………………. ………………………. ………………………_,-~”¯¯”~-,...